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1、⛅⭐⭐⛅我出生那年,老爷子花重金找了个大师给我相面,大师说;“这孩子面相金贵,有帝王之气,大车出行,豪店住宿,摇旗呐喊,追随成群!”光阴似箭,岁月如梭,后来,我成了导游。[
2、⛅⭐⭐⛅普通版:“老公,我和你妈掉水里你救谁?” 升级版:“我生孩子难产医生问你保大还是保小,保大我以后都不能生了!你怎么做?” 终极版:“我生孩子难产医生问你保大还是保小这时候你妈跳进河里逼你保小你怎么做?” 没法活了[
3、⛅⭐⭐⛅Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue. The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!" The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slashed!" and "Fantastic Discounts!" The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "ENTRANCE".三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条林荫道上租用了毗邻的店铺。旁观者等着瞧好戏。 右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌,上书:“大减价!”“特便宜!” 左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌,声称:“大砍价!”“大折扣!” 中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌,上面只简单地写着:“入口处”。
1、⛅⭐⭐⛅我出生那年,老爷子花重金找了个大师给我相面,大师说;“这孩子面相金贵,有帝王之气,大车出行,豪店住宿,摇旗呐喊,追随成群!”光阴似箭,岁月如梭,后来,我成了导游。[
2、⛅⭐⭐⛅普通版:“老公,我和你妈掉水里你救谁?” 升级版:“我生孩子难产医生问你保大还是保小,保大我以后都不能生了!你怎么做?” 终极版:“我生孩子难产医生问你保大还是保小这时候你妈跳进河里逼你保小你怎么做?” 没法活了[
3、⛅⭐⭐⛅Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue. The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!" The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slashed!" and "Fantastic Discounts!" The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "ENTRANCE".三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条林荫道上租用了毗邻的店铺。旁观者等着瞧好戏。 右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌,上书:“大减价!”“特便宜!” 左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌,声称:“大砍价!”“大折扣!” 中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌,上面只简单地写着:“入口处”。