回复 Selene : 这部《国内b站精品视频永久》去年过年我回乡下的姑奶奶家,一个小狗过来闻我的腿,然后抱着就不撒爪了。然后,我问:“公的母的。”答:“公的。”难不成这小狗发情了,我的节操啊![
回复 Contis: 老公:“结婚以后,我才知道婚姻是沉重的枷锁!”老婆:“那当然,所以才要两个人共同承担。”老公试探着问:“要是三个人一起承担这些压力的话,你说压力会不会减轻些?”[
回复 Giverin: In class,the teacher,with his back leaning against the stove,said to the students,"Before you speak,you should think and count to at least 50,and for important matters to 100."No sooner had the teacher stopped talking than the students began to count. at last all the students shouted together,"1...98,99,100.teacher,your clothes are on fire."
课堂上,老师背靠火炉站着,对学生们说:“说话前要三思,起码数到50,重要的事情要数到一百。” 老师的话音刚落,学生立刻从“1”开始数起来。最后一起喊:“98,99,100!老师,您的衣服烧着了!”
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