小男孩问和他一起玩耍的小女孩:“等你长大了,愿意和我结婚吗?”“哎呀,那可不行。”她说。“为啥?”“在我们家,只有自己家的人才能结婚。你看,爸爸娶了妈妈,奶奶嫁给爷爷,叔叔和婶婶结婚,都是这样的。”[有一天我向一家公司打电话,接电话的可能是一个初来乍到的小伙子。他拿起电话问啥事,我说找你们经理,他说经理上厕所了,我说过一会儿我再打,他却很热情地说:他马上就完,你忍一会儿。我忍俊不禁地挂了电话。[Amanwaswalkingalongthestreetwhenhesawaladdergoingintotheclouds.Asanyofuswoulddo,heclimbedtheladder.Hereachedacloud,uponwhichsataratherplumpandveryuglywoman."Screwmeorclimbtheladdertosuccess,"shesaid.Nocontest,thoughttheman,soheclimbedtheladdertothenextcloud.Onthiscloudwasaslightlythinnerwoman,whowasslightlyeasierontheeye."Screwmehardorclimbtheladdertosuccess,"shesaid."Well,"thoughttheman,"mightaswellcarryon."Onthenextcloudwasanevenmoreattractiveladywho,thistime,wasquiteattractive."Screwmenoworclimbtheladdertosuccess,"sheuttered.Asheturnedherdownandwentonuptheladder,themanthoughttohimselfthatthiswasgettingbetterthefurtherhewent.Onthenextcloudwasanabsolutebeauty.Slim,attractive,thelot."Screwmehereandnoworclimbtheladdertosuccess,"sheflirted.Unabletoimaginewhatcouldbewaiting,andbeingagamblingman,hedecidedtoclimbagain.Whenhereachedthenextcloud,therewasa400pounduglyman,armpithairshowing,fliesbuzzingaroundhishead.[ 详情
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